Total Medals Earned: 1,096 (From 218 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,195 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
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Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (60/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/45 points)
Defeated the black and yellow Brute Alien for the first time!
Finished the game!
Get a 50 kill count in Endless Mode!
Hit an Alien with your office chair!
Medals Earned: 8/9 (150/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 4/8 (50/300 points)
Finish the first mission!
Finish the second mission!
Finish the third mission!
Finish the fourth mission!
Finish the fifth mission!
Finish the sixth mission!
Finish the seventh mission!
Finish the last mission with 3 re-rolls!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/240 points)
Obtain the Halo.
Obtain the Gun.
Obtain the Sword.
Disobey 10 different commands.
Obey 10 different commands.
Kill 25 Androids.
Kill 25 Executioners.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (30/110 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (215/215 points)
Unlock Darnell from his entrapment.
Help Nene fix her leg.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (70/100 points)
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
Elected as President.
You've created an enemy.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.
The Pistol Party disappeared.